“Hello Mutha,” the younger teen calls out to me as he spots me walking toward him. He is standing in a circle of friends at the end of the hallway near the blue painted doors to the auditorium. He is wearing his black skinny jeans that sag in the back and a black wrinkled t-shirt with a stain at the bottom. I stifle a frown.
Couldn’t he have dressed a little better for his capstone performance?
Instead I say cheerfully, “Hey, there he is,” and I run my hand through his thick wavy hair. “You nervous?” He doesn’t answer and turns to face his girlfriend who is standing close beside him twirling a piece of her hair around one finger and shifting her hips. I notice that she is wearing her cotton-candy pink short shorts. “I guess this is the dress code,” I say under my breath.
On my way in earlier, I grabbed a black and white copier paper flyer from the wooden podium and scanned its contents.
Great, I left work early and he is the last person on stage tonight. The absolute last one.
A few scattered family members, a couple of grandparents, and mothers holding the hands of toddlers mill about near the temporary gallery walls that have been positioned in front of grey painted cinderblock. They stand stiffly viewing the gouache painted skulls with blood dripping from the orifices, and flat watercolored self portraits of moon-sized blank faces.
Oh look, there’s one of my teen’s 2D projects.
I walk up closer to it and turn my head to the side and earnestly study the technique he used. It’s been a long time since I’ve stepped foot in his high school and that critical voice inside that doesn’t ever let up on me is now jabbering on full force about the subpar artwork hanging on the subpar school walls. Clearly nobody is planning to go to art school from this class.
Oh cut it out, they are only juniors! Don’t you remember your own high school portfolio?
I shush the voice inside. I do remember it. I gave myself only mere weeks before my application needed to be sent in and I rapidly went about the business of drawing everything that was directly around me. I got right to work on creating an oversized charcoal drawing of the corner of my unmade bed. And when that was finished, I grabbed colored pencils and opened the closet to startle all my shoes from whatever they were up to on the floor in the dark. There they were, laces undone, tongues hanging out, caught open mouthed and exposed to daylight. I drew them right then and pronounced it a finished work. The pleasure of hindsight is that I now get to say that I didn’t over think it, and it wasn’t that I waited until the last minute without a thoughtful plan and just got lucky. Not at all. I really do think, hindsight or not, that I purposefully didn’t give the censor inside any time to do the nasty work of chopping me down to size.
“I’m going to go in now for the performances,” I say to the group of teens. They follow behind me but keep a respectable distance and find their places off to the far right side. I squint around in the dark. A half dozen or so people sit in chairs spaced as far away from each other as possible. The room could easily hold a couple hundred. I pick a chair in the middle back row. As I survey the room, I see my ex walking in through the double doors. He is wearing jeans and a black sweater and black boots and looking every bit like a musician or an art student himself, I think. I pull at my Ann Taylor Loft maroon sweater and slump a little lower. I motion for him to sit down, but the wooden chair next to me is missing it’s seat.
“Where’s the J dog?” he asks me as we both move over.
“She will be here about halfway through. She is on the train still,” I say.
The room darkens to a pitch black and the first performance of the night begins. Humorous skits, a long and involved hip hop dance routine, a young girl singing her heart out at the piano. My ex and I perform crude sign language, giving a thumbs up or down or fist bump and catch each other’s wide-open eyes as Taylor Swift-esque song number five turns to six. By the time intermission is over, the auditorium is at least a quarter filled and my partner has since arrived. My teen is on after the Gypsy Blue Band performs a few electrified riffs. My partner sits beside me in my ex’s vacated seat and he is now pacing in the corridor behind us. “God, I’m so nervous,” I whisper in the dark.
During intermission, the teen and his growing entourage of supporters stopped to chat with the parents.
“Honey, don’t forget to spit out that gum before you get on stage,” I said to him.
“You got this, babe,” comforted his girlfriend with her hand on his back.
“I’m going to get backstage now and get ready,” he said while walking rapidly away, his girlfriend taking a couple quick steps to catch up and head turned, shooting us a nervous glance back.
I grab my partners hand and squeeze it several times in the dark while he is being announced. The audience grows silent while he calmly enters with his bass guitar and a stool to position himself center stage. A stage hand pushes an amp behind him and I let my mind wander a bit as he quietly starts hooking up to the amp. How many times had we listened to the same three pieces of music in the living room? Me leaning back into the couch with my slippered feet on the coffee table, waiting patiently while he would stop and say, “Hold on” and start again, trying to make it through one flawless pass of his three song medley — a Victor Wooten piece that was supposed to seamlessly morph into a shortened version of Bach’s Cello Suite Number 1 Prelude and end with a piece he wrote himself. Overall, an unusual, six-minute long but oddly exciting percussive arrangement for solo bass guitar my teen had simply titled BASSic.
Athletes talk a lot about being “in the zone” and it happens for artists too. I think I finished ten new pieces for my art school portfolio over a period of days when I was clearly in that zone. And if you’ve ever experienced what it feels like, it’s not hard to miss it when it is happening to your kid.
“Wow, he is really doing this,” says my partner. “He is on.” I can feel my body relaxing a bit as the medley is near over. I turn back to look at my ex who is standing perfectly still and straight with his body tensed, his eyes closed, and a slight smile on his face. When the last note is played and my teen finally lifts his head up to survey the crowd, the entourage of friends on the right burst into loud applause and whistles. I can hear his brother’s voice hooting above the dull roar of the clapping.
I still have my own dreams of being in the limelight again, of experiencing the thrill of the printed byline, the book jacket, even the glossy exhibition brochure. And some of this I may very well realize still. But most of it I won’t. And as I get older, the disappointment over what I haven’t done is starting to sting a bit less. Because being a parent means I will have many opportunities to experience moments like this one, when I sit in a darkened auditorium and listen to my kid performing his very own creation and feel firsthand right along with him those sublime seconds of greatness.
And these are the real capstones in my life.
“Mom, I’m F#$%*!!!! I can’t!!! I skipped three classes during add/drop time and now I’m going to be late again!!!!” He stood in the kitchen with a wild look in his eyes, his hair disheveled and dryly sticking out from underneath his ball cap. He was hyperventilating slightly. I’d seen him do this many times through the years and it no longer rattled me. I noticed the dry skin on his face from shaving, the aggravated acne. He was wearing an oversized black sweatshirt, and his LL bean slippers with no socks.
“You should at least put socks on,” I said to him before he left the house the first time with my hastily scrawled check in his hand. I watched him go over to the dryer, where there is perpetually a pile of folded clothes on top, unfolded clothes inside and wet clothes in the washer. He ruffled through the piles, picked up one sock, and gave up. “I’m F^#@$#@$!!!!” The obscenities started rolling out again and he slammed his way down the stairs.
“This is going to be a great morning,” I thought to myself. I already witnessed my partner in the kitchen huffing and racing to shove things in an already overstuffed backpack she leaves open and lying against the closet door on the floor. “I don’t have coffee today” she said with disgust throwing the silver bialetti coffee pot in the sink. It’s the seal. It’s broken. It’s not working.”
“Ok, well, you will buy coffee at the station,” I said calmly while bending down to slip on socks, slide on shoes and grab my red coat. While she fumbled with the zipper on her long black coat, I ran down the stairs to the basement and called down for the fourth time to the teen still lying in bed.
“Get up! I’m coming right back, after I get back from the train station.”
“You ready?” my partner said impatiently as she opened the front door and pressed the garage door opener button at the same time. I grabbed my bag and my keys and followed her out the door on the way to the car. Just as I was walking out, I heard the sound of the bathroom pump in the basement. The teen had successfully made it into the shower.
Now, downstairs, the tantrum is continuing.
“F@##%#$^ I don’t have my bank card. I can’t find my bankcard. I’m F´#$%##$ed!!!!!!!!!!!.”
I wait for a break in the screaming and walk halfway down the stairs. In my most stern, and yet surprisingly still calm mother voice, I yell down to the teen.
“Get up here right now.”
This must be why I’m in the house today despite the work I waited for over the weekend having not yet arrived in my email inbox. Life is unraveling at home.
He storms up the stairs and stands before me in the kitchen, adrenaline racing, looking ready for a fight.
“You will take my bank card right now, fill up your tank, and drive back here to give it back to me. And yes, you will be late but you won’t miss the entire class.” I start to think about the $50 check I just wrote to him and the money he is about to put in the tank from my card, and my own dwindling bank account on the last day of the month, but I push it away, “I will straighten that out later,” I think. I open the front door, push the button that lifts the garage door, and push him out into the cold. I watch him shuffle down the driveway in his brown mocs with the white stitching around the edges and his bare ankles showing and get in the driver’s side of his dark colored buick. The front left tire with the slow leak has caused the tire to sink slightly into the driveway. “He really shouldn’t drive with that tire.” I frown. But this is another fight for another day.
Instead, I turn on the stove, toss a little olive oil in the cast iron pan and crack a couple of eggs into a small orange and blue porcelain bowl. While the oil starts to shimmer in the pan, I whip the eggs with a whisk, then reach for the skillet in the dish drainer near the sink, place it on the stove, and turn up the heat.
Splash and crackle. I dump the eggs in the hot oil and they instantly start to firm up in the pan. With my wooden spatula, I stir them around three times, shut off the heat, grab a handful of shredded Mexican cheese from the package and toss that onto the hot eggs. I lay a whole-wheat tortilla onto the other skillet, and search the refrigerator for a jar of salsa. I find it, and a red pepper, and grab both and leave out on the counter near the drain. While the tortilla is cooking, I open the drawer that holds the tin foil, pull out a single sheet and flip over the tortilla once. I grab the red pepper and a large knife and cut half of it into long strips and throw the handful into a tan wax paper bag.
The teen is already back, and he hangs his head as he gets out of the car with my green bank card sticking out of his hand. I grab the tortilla and flip it onto the foil, scoop out the eggs and drop them onto the middle of the tortilla. I open the jar of salsa and drip about a couple tablespoons out of the jar into the middle and fold the whole thing up, wrapped quickly in tin foil.
In one swift motion, I grab it all and open the front door and press the garage door opener button. As the door slowly lifts, I watch the sunlight crack at the bottom of the floor get wider and wider and eventually there he is. His eyes lowered, his body in a slumped position. He hands over my card silently and I take it while giving him the foil wrapped burrito and the bag of red pepper.
“Take three deep breaths, eat this and eat the red pepper too. It’s good for your brain. When you get to the class, stay after its over and talk to teacher ok?”
I watch him turn and walk slowly back to the car, get in and back his way out of the driveway turning left and holding the foil wrapped burrito with one hand. I stand there silently, listening to the heat in the house kick on, the coffee maker sputter its last drips into the pot, and stare out the kitchen window watching to see if he takes a bite. But I cant tell from this distance now. The car, now onto the street, lurches forward and starts to roll away out of sight.
“You sure you like the tree?” I ask nobody in particular as I set down my plate at the table. The new Christmas tree is adorned with a multitude of white lights and a few ornaments I stole from my ex’s stash.
“Come over with your ornament box,” I pleaded to my ex in my cellphone the day before as I was snapping the three prelit pieces of plastic splendor together in my new living room.
“Hey, I watched Charlie Brown’s Christmas with the boys this year and I really enjoyed it,” my ex replied with enthusiasm. But I was focused on bending my tree’s wire branches into position.
“Uh huh… so I think there are some I want and you’re not using them, right? And come over now if you can, I want your opinion.” I clipped the cellphone shut, plugged in the cord, and stood back to get a better view.
The glow of the tree’s millionth mini light bulb gave it an overall neon look, less like the “faintly-reminiscent-of-snow covered” look it had in the Big Lots store. It was now looking even more fake than I thought.
“Mom, the tree is fine. At least you got a tree. I can’t believe you were thinking of skipping it. You can’t have Christmas without a tree,” says the younger teen walking past me with his plate of food in his hand. Across the table, the tea light candles shimmer in the new mercury glass holders and cast a glow on my partners face as she nods in agreement. It’s dusk outside on a mild December day and the horizon glows pink in the spaces between the pine trees in the far back yard. Two boxwood wreaths in each window, designed to match the ones from the page I tore out of the Olive and Cocoa catalog, hang from a red grosgrain ribbon. A green blinking triangle starts to form in the very corner of my eye, and I try to pretend I don’t really see the artificialness of the tree.
The younger teen plops himself down at the head of the long rectangular table and puts his plate down on the mat just as I’m sliding it into place. This is the room where my partner has traditionally hosted large dinner parties and holidays and the three of us now look slightly lost. We are crowded over at one end of the table, a large plate of italian sausage and white beans before us, the place settings flanked by cloth napkins, and the table center studded with three small flickering candles.
“Do you think you added enough olives to this, mom?” asks the younger teen creating a brown cone-shaped pile on the edge of his plate.
“This recipe has olives and capers to give it that salty taste,” I say to him. “You like the rest of it though, right? You are eating the escarole right now.”
“Hey! what about me?” asks the older teen now emerging from the basement and sniffing out the smells of dinner wafting from the kitchen stove.
“Go get yourself a plate,” I say to him. “But I”m not sure you will like it.”
“Mom, can we order the IPad now? I can show you the one I want,” says the younger teen.
“Hey, I left my Christmas list on the table too, did you see it, Mom?” asks the older teen.
“Do you like the tree?” I ask the older teen, as he sits at the table beside me.
Without looking up from his plate he says, “It’s great. Nice tree.”
“Should I put it in an envelope and send it to Santa?” ribs my partner directing her fork toward the older teen across the table.”
“Yah? you think you’re funny, huh J dog? And you over there, son, don’t say anything or I’ll hurt you.”
I tune out the flurry of Christmas list conversation and remember my mom’s text message to me as I walked the aisles of the Big Lots store days before. “I can’t believe you are shopping at Big Lots, you have changed.”
And she is right, in a way. A lot has changed this year. It’s been five months since my teens and I moved in to my partner’s house down the street from my old apartment. The house is different, the tree is artificial, and we are ordering high-tech toys from my laptop computer at the dinner table with a credit card and calling it Christmas cheer. But what’s really new is that I don’t know when I’m going to muster up some holiday spirit this year. And maybe it’s ok if I don’t try to fake it. Maybe it will arrive magically over dinner on Christmas day, when we all sit together sharing a meal like this one, and the sun sets in the backyard, the candles start glowing, and we are all suddenly and brilliantly reminded of how grateful we are to have each other. The same as always.
“Yeah that’s better,” I think to myself now looking directly at the bright spectacle in the corner as I conjure up images of Charlie Brown and his unadorned real tree in contrast to my spanking new pre-lit fake one.
“It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”
“Hey son, looks like there are 11 chicken fingers so I’ll take five and you can have six,” the younger teen calls out to the older teen. He is leaning back away from the table and shouting out through the opening of my girlfriend’s kitchen doorway. “Dude, I said you can have six of the chicken fingers,” he calls again while spooning piles of rice dotted with glistening peas and streaks of yellow egg ribbons onto his plate.
I’m standing at the counter wrestling a wire handle on the white cardboard box to get at the two squat egg rolls inside. “Just make yourself a plate and grab a napkin,” I say. “We’ll eat in the living room with the TV on tonight. I can’t deal.”
“Yeah mom, we’ll just do what every other normal family does,” says the younger teen carrying his plate with him in the direction of the refrigerator. “You have juice for the seltzer, right?”
“Well, its not normal to me, but it’s just too damn cold and miserable out and all I do is work lately,” I say brushing back the hair from my eyes. I hoist up my red plaid flannel pajama bottoms and turn over the waistband. The pants are sagging at the knees from days of wear and they bunch up at the bottom where they meet the top of the brown fleece slippers on my feet. Outside the square lamplights cast an orange glow onto the crusty snow piled high on either side of the now narrow driveway. I zip my fleece sweatshirt zipper up as high as it will go until it makes a turtleneck. “How cold is it out there guys?” I ask my older teen who is now at the kitchen table scooping maroon colored pork strips onto his plate with a spoon. I look past his backward ballcap and his pants hanging low on his behind as he bends over the table and frown instead at the window directly above him frosted with ice crystals around the edges. It’s been snowing for weeks and any remaining trace of my optimism has been plowed away with the latest driveway slush.
The older teen calls out to his brother in the living room. “What are we watching, dog?”
“Grab a napkin on your way in there.” I say, pointing to the basket filled with rolled up red cloths.
“I think we should have some wine with this,” says my girlfriend standing beside me now and pouring hot and sour soup into two small ceramic bowls.
“Hell yeah,” I say and grab the wine bottle and two large goblets as I make my way into the living room. The younger teen is already sitting on the edge of the leather couch with his plate of food before him on the glass-top coffee table. I push my girlfriend’s box of tissues over and grab the edge of the wool blanket to wrap around me as I sit beside him. I close up my macbook on the table and slide it over to the side. My girlfriend arrives to sit on my right and places two more plates of food on the table.
“What are we watching? she asks the younger teen.
“The Office?” he answers.
“Ugh no, I hate The Office, find something we can all stand,” I say while stuffing one end of an egg roll into my mouth.
“Law and Order?”
“I can watch that,” says the older teen now sauntering in with his overloaded plate of chinese food.
“We can always watch Law and Order,” says my girlfriend now grabbing for a tissue from the box across the table at the start of a sneeze.
“Where do I sit? asks the older teen to the three of us squeezed together on the couch wrapped in a blanket.
“You take the chair,” I say pointing to the red kilim chair positioned at an angle a few feet from the TV. I grab a crab rangoon from off of the younger teen’s plate and pop it in my mouth. “mmm these are pretty good.”
“They’re dope,” says the older teen picking up the star shaped fried bundle with his fingers and slouching back in the too small chair with his long legs outstretched before him.
For 15 minutes we all stare at the TV and eat the chinese food in silence.
“I don’t even know what’s going in in this show,” I finally say out loud. “Does anyone know what is going on?”
“I can tell you, mom,” says the older teen as he starts launching into the plot intricacies. I’m looking straight at him, yet I can’t really follow the story he is telling me anymore than the one I was just watching. I’m lost instead in my own thoughts, head spinning with irksome worries about the taxes that need to be done, the car still in the shop, the financial aid paperwork, and the new job with its long to-do list of tasks.
“Dude, we need to head back to dad’s soon,” says the younger teen to his brother. “And mom’s not listening to you.”
I notice how the new lamp we just bought shines a spotlight on the painting on the wall – the one with the ice blue branches that look like winter, like nighttime, like a full moon shining into the middle of a cold dark forest and I feel a shiver run down my spine. Any minute now the teens will be leaving and another winter workday will begin. What will I take away from this family time when I can’t even stay focused on the present for more than a few minutes?
I reach over to the teen by my side and pull his shoulder toward me. He gives me a little grin and leans over to lie alongside me on the couch and lets me stroke his black silky hair for the briefest of moments. The only moments that matter at all.
“One more Law and Order guys?” I ask as episode number two begins to play its familiar opening refrain.
“Word, I’m in for one more. Let’s do it, dog” says the older teen to the younger teen.
“You got it, son.”
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the snooze button October 2010
“Honey, where are you? Will you be back in time?” I ask my girlfriend while holding the phone in one hand and my hairbrush in the other.
“I’m on my way right now,” she says. “How about I bring us some egg sandwiches with the coffee. What does the teen want?”
“He’s not even up yet, and I can’t get the station to come in. How did you do?” I ask her, pressing the phone to my ear on my way into the darkened bedroom.
“Hey babe, get up,” I say to the teen buried under a mound of blankets. “It’s almost time for your brother’s show.”
“I’ve got the station on right now,” my girlfriend says. “It comes in fine in the car. I’m on my way.”
“Ok, we’ll meet you out in the driveway in fifteen minutes,” I reply.
I put the phone down on the bedside table and start turning the white plastic rod of the miniblinds to let the morning sunlight flood the room. The younger teen on the bottom bunk peeks his head out from beneath the blue jean quilt on his bed.
“Get up hon, we’ve got ten minutes. Just throw on clothes and you take Treat, I say. “We can listen from the car.”
I start grabbing laundry from the floor on my way down the hall, grab my cellphone from the desk, the dog’s leash from the table, my fleece jacket from where I left it strewn across the living room chair. I hear the teen start to shuffle to the bathroom and close the door.
“You’ve got five minutes,” I call out, seated at the computer again, everything I just gathered now in a pile at my feet on the floor. I’m scouring the website for news about the radio show my son is hosting at 9:00 am. Except I can’t find it.
“Mom, do you have any money? my older teen asked at 8:00 am on his way out the door, his hand outstretched toward me holding my red wallet.
“Take the eight bucks and eat something,” I said, handing him the crumpled bills. “And you better go now. It’s at 9:00 am right?”
“Yes mom, try to listen,” he said running out the front door, cash in one hand and the other holding up his sagging jeans.
“I don’t know,” I say to the younger teen who is now out of the bathroom and dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, “I don’t see it. Maybe he got the day and the time wrong?”
“You all ready? says my girlfriend who is back now and carrying a cardboard tray with two large cups of coffee, making her way toward the kitchen. The younger teen grabs the dog on his leash and my car keys from the pile.
“I’ll go start the car and turn on the heat” he says.
“You go with him,” says my girlfriend. “I’m just going to heat up the coffee quick.”
I follow the teen out to the front porch and the autumn air hits my face instantly with a slight sting. Across the street, the maple tree is ablaze in orange and I linger a bit in the driveway to listen to dozens of invisible birds cheeping loudly from my neighbors bushes now tinged on the edges in red and gold.
“Mom, where is the blueberry muffin?” the younger teen asks me from the front seat of my silver Toyota parked on an incline at the bottom of the driveway. I’m squeezing myself in the back seat beside the dog while my son hands me an egg sandwich wrapped in paper. The heat is blasting from the dash and the AM radio is running through a block of commercials. My girlfriend behind me enters the front seat and starts doling out coffee cups, napkins, and an orange juice container for the teen.
“No muffin? asks my girlfriend searching in the paper bags and adjusting the drivers seat. “Damn, we have to go back.” She starts backing the car up the long steep driveway. I sip my coffee and watch the foliage whiz by my window. I feel bad about doubting the older teen, but I do.
At dinner the night before, the younger teen bolted up from the table, dropping his dirty plate in the sink and slamming the TV room door as his mom and brother continued their heated college discussion.
“I don’t see you making any films now do I?” I said raising my voice.
“That’s real nice mom,” said the older teen while shooting me a fiery squinted-eye stare from across the table. “Don’t you ever say that again. Don’t you doubt my passion ever!”
I tried to breathe and lowered my voice.
“I’m just saying its not that simple. Passion isn’t always enough. You still need to take the classes you don’t like. You need to do homework. You need to make it to class on time. Who is going to wake you up after you’ve hit the snooze button four times? huh? You have to get yourself there.”
The older teen started tugging at his bottom lip. In a matter of moments, I watched his whole body language change, his shoulders slump. Did I just do that? I thought to myself.
“I’m just going to end up teaching little kids I guess because that’s the only thing I’m good at.” he said quietly with his head down.
“Honey, that’s not what I meant,” I tried to say. But I’m not exactly sure what I meant at all. What is it I’m so afraid of?”
The car is parked in front of the coffee shop. I take another swig of my coffee and turn my gaze from the side window back to my younger teen in the front seat fiddling with the radio.
“Mom! this is it!” he exclaims turning the volume up loud. “This is the opening music he chose for the show!”
“Hey everyone, welcome to The Snooze Button. I’m your host Connor, this is Corey, ‘hello’ and I’m Connor too” say the three voices.
It’s my son’s voice alright, but it sounds smoother and deeper, like a real radio personality. My girlfriend sees us with our thumbs up in the air waving in the front windshield as she makes her way back to the car.
“He’s on! ” I say. “Oh my god, listen to him! He’s great! I can’t believe how good he sounds.”
“Call your father,” I say to the younger teen. “Here, use my phone.”
“He isn’t answering, mom.” says the teen. “You know dad, he’s probably too nervous to listen.”
“Try him again.” I say. “Oh my god, your brother is the bomb. I can say that right?”
“Yes, mom, you can say that.”
“I mean, you still say that term, right? I say. “Now I think I’m going to cry.”
“Your mother is so adorable back there,” says my girlfriend catching my eyes in the rear view mirror.
“Here’s dad,” says the teen flipping open his buzzing cellphone.
Muffled screaming pours out from the open phone.
“Holy Shit!” yells my ex. “Holy shit, that’s him on the air. I didn’t even know it was him. Holy Shit!”
“We want to be a positive voice for teens. We want to be a positive voice for everyone” says the older teen from the car speaker.
And in this moment, as I listen to my son on the radio with my whole family in the car, I suddenly get it. A real wake-up call. What if I actually tried hitting the snooze button on my own negative commentary once in awhile? Couldn’t I step back and take a lesson from my teen as he talks about being a positive voice for the teen perspective. In this moment, he isn’t worried about the future, or about making a mistake, or about getting it wrong. Instead, here he is, on the airwaves, testing out his dreams in real time. And doing better than he expected even. Isn’t that how it works? And when did I fall back asleep and forget this wisdom that I already knew?
“Don’t hit that snooze button” say the three boys, their voices in unison. “We’ll be right back after this short commercial break.”